A minister gave a talk on sex to the Lions Club. When he got home he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.

A few days later, she ran into some of the men on the shopping centre and the men complemented her on the speech her husband had made.

She said: "Yes I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as he has only tried it twice. The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk and the second time he fell off."