Did you hear the story about the man who
went to church one Sunday and afterward he
stopped to shake the preacher's hand.
He said, "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a
damned fine sermon. Damned good!"
The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd
rather you didn't use that kind of language in
the Lord's House.
The man said, "I was so damned impressed
with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in
the offering plate!"
The preacher said, "No shit?"