Signs Around the World
At a zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. If you
have any suitable food, give it to the Guard on duty.
Doctors office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan:
COOLS AND HEATS: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM,
PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.
In a Nairobi restaurant: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE
OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
On the grounds of a private school: NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT
PERMISSION.
On a highway: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER,
THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
In a City restaurant: OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.
In a cemetery: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS
FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
Hotel elevator, Paris: PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.