One sunny day, a man was walking down the street when
a truck came flying by and hit a bump in the road. As the
truck sped away a crate fell off. Excitedly the man ran
over to see what was in the crate.
The man open the crate and was stunned to see a pig. The
man didn't know what to do so he asked a police officer for
some advice. The officer suggested that the man take the pig
to the local zoo.
A few days later while the police officer was directing traffic,
he noticed this same man driving by in a car. The officer motioned
to the man so he could find out if everything went well with
his advice.
The officer walked up to the car and was stunned to see sitting next
to the man... the pig! The pig was sitting upright, with his seat
belt on, wearing a baseball cap. In between them sat a six pack of
beer and some popcorn. "Good afternoon officer!" the man said.
The pig looked over and gave a couple of polite snorts.
The stunned officer asked the man, "I thought I told you to take
that pig to the zoo!"
The man replied, "Oh, I did, and we had so much fun, that,
today we're going to the ballgame!"