FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS!

25- Boldly going nowhere.

24- Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends.

23- How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?

22- CATS -- The other white meat.

21- Don't be sexist -- broads hate that.

20- I'm an imbecile and I vote.

19- Money Isn't Everything... But it sure keeps the kids in touch.

18- WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.

17- You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me, not you!

16- Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

15- Save Your Breath...you'll need it to blow up your date!

14- Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

13- Grow your own dope, plant a man.

12- All men are animals, some just make better pets.

11- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

10- BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

9- I need someone really bad... are you really bad?

8- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

7- All men are idiots... I married their King.

6- The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

5- IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

4- Out of my mind... back in five minutes.

3- Where there's a will... I want to be in it.

2- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

1- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.