Here are some silly laws still in effect in New York:

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (Duh)

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.

In Pennsylvania:

It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. You may not sing in the bathtub.

Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.

All liquor stores must be run by the state.

Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.

You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.