The Halloween Costume

There was a sensitive man with a bald head and a wooden leg who got invited to a Halloween party. He didn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he wrote to a fancy costume company to explain the problem.

A few days later, he received a parcel with a note: "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head, and with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate."

The man thought this was terrible because they had just emphasized his wooden leg. He wrote a really rude letter of complaint. A week passedand he received another parcel and a note which said: "Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head, you will really look the part."

Now the man was really annoyed, since they had gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, and he wrote the company a REALLY rude letter of complaint.

A couple of days later he received a small parcel and a note which read: "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a jar of caramel. Pour the jar of caramel over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a candied apple!"