I had this friend named Matt who had a lot of trouble
with subtraction. The teacher said to him, "Okay, Matt. If
there are 3 birds sitting on a fence, and a hunter shoots one
of them, how many are left?"
"Well, none, 'cause the shot would have scared the other
birds away."
"Actually, the answer is 2, but I like the way you
think!" Matt smiled, "Now I have one for you! 3 women
are sitting on a bench eating popsicles. One is biting the
popsicle, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which
woman is married?"
The teacher smiled and said, "The one sucking the popsicle."
"Actually," Matt said, "it's the one wearing the wedding
ring, but I like the way you think!"