I had this friend named Matt who had a lot of trouble with subtraction. The teacher said to him, "Okay, Matt. If there are 3 birds sitting on a fence, and a hunter shoots one of them, how many are left?"

"Well, none, 'cause the shot would have scared the other birds away."

"Actually, the answer is 2, but I like the way you think!" Matt smiled, "Now I have one for you! 3 women are sitting on a bench eating popsicles. One is biting the popsicle, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which woman is married?"

The teacher smiled and said, "The one sucking the popsicle."

"Actually," Matt said, "it's the one wearing the wedding ring, but I like the way you think!"