GIRLS' ENGLISH

"Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"It's your decision" = the correct decision should be obvious by now.

"Do what you want" = you'll pay for this later.

"We need to talk" = I need to bitch

"Sure...go ahead" = I don't want you to

"I'm not upset" = of course I'm upset, you moron!

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not going to really like me for.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me.

"Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead.