HOLY HAWG!!!! A NEW WAR PLAN
An Israeli friend recently informed me that the
UK fought the Islamic terrorist attacks by
burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently the
Islamic belief is that if one's body is buried
with a pig (because they are considered unclean)
their soul will go to hell. I did a little
research into this subject matter and found it to
be true. This got me thinking. If we put a baby
pig on every airline flight then all suicide
terrorists would abort their missions as they
would not want their souls to go to hell.
Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000
pigs into Afghanistan I think our recon and
assault efforts may be more successful.
Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs
A LOT! They are also adamantly opposed to
alcohol, thus we can spike their water supply
with a few thousands gallons of vodka, get them
shit-faced and turn the pigs loose.
The war would be over in a weekend.
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